I Found It!

So, you know how they say if it exists, there's porn of it? Well, I'm proud to say I found something that breaks the rule. Nothing. You cannot make porn out of nothing, if you do, it's something, and thus is no longer nothing. And guess what, nothing as an object exists too, it's called a vacuum (physics kind, not the cleaning utensil). If you think you can fuck a vacuum, well, if you put it in there, it's no longer devoid of matter, and thus not nothing (as stated before). So you see, you cannot Rule 34 Nothing.